Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Church For Guys
Okay, guys. Let your mind roam free. Suppose we were asked to start a church that was for men only. What would it look like? What would it sound like? How long would a service last and what would it involve? Would each guy get a remote to hold? Would we get to use tools? Would we get to paint our faces and wear outrageous t-shirts? What do you think? Let's get a fun discussion started. Get your friends in on this.
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I think that the church would look like a cave... No decorations and no other sides of the issues presented, also you wouldn't have me to torment you.
Kayla, why are you so mean to me?:)
Thanks for commenting, by the way. I have trouble getting the guys to comment.
I think that the church would be to the point. (with a buffet) HA!
I love the idea of the buffet. Can you clarify what to the point would mean?
Okay, what about this -
Stadium seating...no, better yet, that nice, leather, home theater seating you can buy at Mathis Bros. Instead of ushers, food vendors walking the aisles during service. You know, peanuts, popcorn, cold beverages. Between service segments the choir runs onto the court, uh, I mean, platform and does some choreographed dance number. Special music should always be at the very beginning of service and the same song should be sung every time. You guessed it - the national anthem. There should be a church mascot. Somebody dressed in a full body costume doing flips and shooting t-shirts with the words "Satan Sucks" on them into the crowd. Instead of saying, "Amen!" we should all stand and do the wave. Really good sermon points should be shown in instant replay. At the end of service we file out with the customary high five. All church fellowship dinners are replaced with all church tailgate parties in the church parking lot before or after service. Wow, the ideas, they are a flowin'
Well, first of all, I would be concerned about the type of crowd a men's only church would bring in.
And we might as well forget potluck!
Oh, are childern allowed?
-mweed (forgot my password) Doh!
We would definitely lose some valuable things like great desserts. We would probably get tired of burgers after a while. But what would be some great "guy church" songs? Not just guy songs, but church songs that guys would really like?
Wow, sounds like the second anonymous wants to go to a Pro Basketball game! :)
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