Friday, February 26, 2010

How to bring improvement

Over the years I have been presented with many situations which presented opportunities for improvement. (That is a euphimism for "things we were doing badly") There are several steps involved in every improvement process and they apply regardless if they are conceptual, procedural or just hard work.

1. The problem is identified. It is agreed that something is wrong. It is helpful if everyone can agree on what is wrong. Then it is easier to know who to blame and throw under the bus.

2. The strongest personality immediately knows the perfect solution and how it can be implemented without any effort on his part.

3. Holes are shot immediately in the new plan and as contingencies are addressed, the plan gets incredibly complicated.

4. Those who are actually charged with the task of improvement find out how to improve while looking like they are following the new guidelines.

5. The new guideline developers lose interest and go on to solve other problems.

6. The ones doing the work continue with they improvements they developed and everyone is happy.

Although messy, it seems to work most of the time.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Multi-Generational Church

Each Sunday morning I get up on the platform for my three and a half minutes of fame while I do the announcements. While I'm up there I look out across the crowd and I see faces. Each of those faces represent stories, and I know many of them. I see school students who are struggling to establish their identities while attempting to pass World History. I see young families who are feeling their way through young parenthood; afraid to make a mistake while gradually realizing that you can get away with a lot of mistakes because kids are so very resilient and forgiving. I see parents of high school students who are worried if their kids will make it through without getting pregnant or messed up on drugs even though they are in church each week. I see single moms who constantly stress over the shortness of the day which prohibits them from fulfilling the roles of both mother and provider as well as they would like. I see the middle aged who have finally acheived some financial margin in their lives at the same time they begin to have doubts that they are living a meaningful life. I see couples who have been together for years and although they are not nearly as good-looking as they once were, they are more dear to one another than ever because of a lifetime of shared experiences. Some of those couples are now in a place where one must totally care for the other and it is done without complaining. I see those whose spouse is now gone and yet they go on with the promise that they will be reunited in heaven.

I see all those faces and I thank God that I am part of a multi-generational church. Each generation needs something from the others and each generation has something to offer the others. And when it works that way the bond it forms is stronger than we can imagine.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

I wish I felt funny

I'm not feeling funny. In a physical health sort of way, that is good news. But I'm a guy who deals in wholesale wisecracks and lame jokes and I don't have any right now. Yeah, I'm busy, but I've been busy before and still felt funny. It's not that I am sad, angry, depressed, burned out, or anything like that. As a matter of fact, this has been a very productive and energizing last few weeks. But I am usually bursting with random thoughts which find their way to my blog and right now, I got nothin'. So instead I'm wasting your time with introspective claptrap.

Maybe I'll feel funny next week.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

In Hot Water?

Take a pot of boiling water. If you put a potato in it, in a few minutes the boiling water will cause the potato to change and become soft; even mushy. If you put an egg in boiling water, in a few minutes the boiling water will cause the egg to change and become hard. But if you put a teabag in boiling water, the teabag doesn't change. Instead, the teabag changes the boiling water and improves its flavor. When you get in hot water, does it make you get mushy and fall apart? Does it make you harden? Or does the difficulty draw out of you an ability to make the situation better? It's the same hot water. What we are made of makes all the difference in how we react.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Facilities- No Fun

I have never relished being the "go to guy" for the facilities at church. Three years I stepped into the role on a "temporary" basis and those of you who know how churches operate know the rest of the story. I am far too reactive and potentially cranky to deal with the issues related to thermostats, toilets and air conditioners and their effect on my friends. Two weeks ago we had ICE STORM 2010 and due to ice damming we had water running down the walls and out of light fixtures in our east and west entries. That was bad. The parking lot was icy. That was bad.

Today I was walking the trail around Lake Hefner. I was at the half-way point, meaning I had walked an hour and a half away from my truck and it was an hour and a half back if I turned around or went forward. I was on the north end of the lake. My phone rang and I was told that we had a severe water leak in the parking lot and the water had to be shut off. It appears that the main water line from the meter to the church is broken and as such, there is no running water for the church tomorrow. We have a plan "B", but it still stinks.

I will be straight up with you I got mad and then I got sorry that I have to be me. It will be a long service tomorrow. Why this kind of stuff has to happen on Saturday afternoon is beyond me. But we will get through it. I could be the guy who has to mobilize hundreds of truckloads of snow to be put on a mountain so the Olympics can have their downhill ski races tomorrow.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Poor Winners

There is something I can't understand. It really bugs me at a base level. But the teams that I am not pulling for don't know how to win. On the rare occasions that my team wins, they celebrate with unbridled joy and exuberance. But when the other team wins they just showboat without regard to the feelings of the noble foe they were lucky enough to outlast. They give no recognition that they were lucky to win or that had my team been at their best that they would not have had a chance. They are poor winners, all. Former tennis great, John MacEnroe said it well when he said that the worst part of losing was seeing the look of joy on the face of the guy on the other side of the net.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Deo Volente

I got an e-mail this morning that has me all revved up. It is some further information about a Peruvian adventure my son-in-law and I are taking this June. We will be hiking the Inca Trail from Cusco to Macchu Pichu. It will involve three full days of hiking and trail camping, a day of white water rafting and the opportunity to go hang-gliding, all at high altitude. And it will be an opportunity to get to know Mark Batterson, lead pastor of the National Community Church in Washington DC. We will also be hanging out in Cusco with a friend who is originally from there, but is now a missionary in Bolivia. I'm looking forward to eating anticucho and lomo saltada while drinking Inca Kola. A few days ago I booked our plane tickets. We are good to go, Deo volente.

Deo volente is Latin for "God willing". James 4:13-15 says, Now listen, you who say, "Today or tomorrow we will go to this or that city, spend a year there, carry on business and make money." Why, you do not even know what will happen tomorrow. What is your life? You are a mist that appears for a little while and then vanishes. Instead, you ought to say, "If it is the Lord's will, we will live and do this or that.

So, I have reserved my spot on the trip. I have arranged for hotel accomodations for the days we are not on the trail. I have purchased plane tickets. I am doing cardio excercises to prepare for the altitude. And we will go and we will enjoy the hospitality of Peru in the majesty of the Andes and the mystery of Macchu Pichu, Deo volente.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Funeral Processions

In know that this makes two consecutive posts with "funeral" in the title. Don't ask me why. I've just been involved in a number of funerals during the past two weeks. Today I officiated at a funeral. At the previous two services I didn't attend the graveside service, but today, of course, I did. I had forgotten about the police escort. I love that part! I imagine my chances of ever being in a presidential motorcade are pretty slim, so a funeral procession with a police escort is about as close as I will come.
We all got in line with our headlights on "bright" and followed a motorcycle policeman and one in a patrol car. The motorcycle would zoom ahead and stop traffic at the next busy intersection and the patrol car, with its lights flashing, would lead us through the intersection. I loved going through the red lights, especially. I felt a little cheated if the light was green, because, well, anyone can drive through a green light. I do that all the time. As soon as we were all clear of the intersection, the motorcycle policeman would zoom around us so he could beat us to the next intersection, where we would repeat the drill. We went through traffic lights and through stop signs. We made left hand turns across traffic. We made it all the way to the cemetary without stopping.
I like having a police escort. People pulled over and waited for me to go by. I was Reverend Whitlow, the funeral officiant. After the graveside service, I looked for the policemen, but they weren't there. I had to wait in line to get on Northwest Expressway. Once on the road, I wasn't a special member of an entourage with a police escort. I was just a preacher who doesn't get to preach often wearing a suit I bought on a half-price sale driving my dirty ten year old pickup. I got stuck behind a traffic accident that took me twenty minutes to get around.
Fame is fleeting.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Funeral Dinners

The last two weeks we have had funeral dinners at Highpointe. That in itself is not remarkable. Any time you are part of a sizable community of believers, there will times when there are funerals. What has happened, however, is that I am looking at funeral dinners in a different light. I believe funeral dinners are a vital part of living in community with other believers. I believe this for several reasons:
1. The dinners allow members of the congregation to follow through on their "if there's anything I can do" promise. Making something and bringing it to the dinner sends a simple but powerful message saying "I care". Most of us are not gifted with the perfect phrase to express our sympathy or condolence, but can bring some food. That tangible act of service shows the grieving family that they are not in this struggle alone.
2. Food is a significant gift for the following reason; eating establishes a new beginning. The act of eating shows tangible evidence of the desire to continue in life. Eating is fundamental for life to continue, and the funeral dinner is a powerful recognition that even though the pain and sorrow are unbearable at the moment, life will continue, and the food brought by friends gives opportunity to fuel this continuing life. It symbolizes hope for a better day ahead.
3. Every funeral dinner I have attended has been accompanied with laughter and stories and this is healthy and good. It is a recognition that there will be laughter in the future, and no one need feel guilty at a future moment when the grieving person has a moment of enjoyment. Although the pain and the loss will be permanent, life can be embraced and enjoyed again at some point without being disloyal to the memory of the deceased.
So if you are called upon in the coming weeks to prepare something for a funeral dinner, see it as an opportunity to perform a powerful restoring ministry in the life of the bereaved. It is pure ministry.