(Written prior to departure)
I have seen monkeys in several different countries in my travels. Real monkeys aren't like TV monkeys. When you see your first real jungle monkey, you think, "Cool!" But when they are howler monkeys and they wake you up with a scream from a John Carpenter movie, they really aren't all that cute. Monkeys carry disease and they tear up a lot of stuff. In most countries, monkeys are on the same level as rats, except monkeys taste better.
Sorry to bust your bubble,
Your friend,
Captain Bringdown
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