The Masters

If any of you ever want to do something nice for me, make it possible for me to attend the Masters golf tournament. It is my favorite. I love everything about it; the course, the history, the setting, the traditions, the green jackets, everything. I can't get enough of it. Sunday afternoon watching the players in the final group navigating amen corner. Awesome. I think it would only cost a few thousand dollars to send me, and I would promise to bring you back a souvenir, so, why don't you think about it?