Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Dead Horses

Michael Lowder, our Childrens/Christian Ed Pastor sent me this. I thought it was great.

Dead Horses
The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians says when you discover you’re riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. However, in modern business and ministry, because of the heavy investment factors, other strategies are often tried with dead horses, including: buying a stronger whip; changing riders; threatening the horse with termination; appointing a committee to study the horse; arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses; reclassifying the dead horse as “living-impaired”; hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse; harnessing several dead horses together for increased speed; donating the dead horse to a recognized charity and deducting its full original cost; doing a time management study to see if lighter riders would improve productivity; declaring a dead horse has lower overhead and therefore performs better; and promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.The KELLYGRAM 12/02

1 comment:

Matt said...

I'll enjoy following you and your random thoughts. I'm also reminded to add, "When Footment Tire You, What Will Horses Do?" to my favorite movies list. Thanks Randy!